35 Results for tag: Piranhas

Scratch Piranhas Fall in Slough – as Opposed to “Friendly Bombs”.

Banbury Piranhas - 1 Slough - 5 The Piranhas went away with a scratch team (more scratchy than a plague of chicken pox)  and paid the price against a Slough 3rds team that looked very different to the one we played and beat 10-2 before Christmas. Captain Camp had contacted virtually everybody in the Banbury phone directory and got a torrent of "nos" but ... More

More Twanging Hamstrings than Deliverance

Banbury Piranhas 3 Wallingford 0 An under strength and under the weather Piranhas 11 went away to Wallingford for a late fixture this week. Captain Camp was hoping for a rest on account of contracting the deadly man flu the day before (making Ebola look like a mild sniffle), Adam Hughes was carrying a knee injury from the previous weekend, and Adam ... More

Rudolph’s Not Very Well

Piranhas 2 West Hampstead 0 Allman had been busy cooking up his festive roadkill offering for the hardened Londoners of West Hampstead to savour. He'd been busy decimating the local robin population for his Festive Robin Pie and Captain Camp had made a significant contribution to the festive teas  (to match the significant damage to his car) by ... More

The Flag was Down but the Pole’s Still Up Missus !

Banbury Piranhas 5 Windsor 1 Well Liz was out as she'd left the flag down at the Castle - no doubt she'd nipped out for a crafty Christmas shop whilst Phil was off down the pub for the afternoon. There was a pre Christmas extravaganza sale on at SovereignLand  in Windsor (Windsor's version of PoundLand), and Liz was determined to make the most of the ... More

Came the Lame Game in Thame with only us to Blame

MBBO Div 8 Piranhas 1 Thame 1 Piranhas 1 Thame 1 This Piranha performance was dedicated in honour of those that have devoted their lives to the International Barn Door Protection Society (searching out vulnerable Barn Doors across our cruel and unforgiving world and putting their lives at risk so that Barn Doors don't have to suffer the pain and ... More