40 Results for tag: Piranhas

Queen Liz Blushes as Windsor Swop Old Etonian for East End Expletives

Banbury Piranhas 0, Windsor 3 NOA, 5th March 2016 The home of British decency and etiquette came to Banbury on Saturday, but instead of silver spoons and Eton etiquette, our youngsters got some handy east end terms mainly just involving the 3rd and 6th letters of the alphabet.  It was a different Windsor mens 2s from the ones we beat before Christmas ... More

Have You Ever Had Your Stick Tickled?

Abingdon 3, Banbury Piranhas 0 Was it the sound of a flock of woodpeckers or the international knitting convention?  No it was the Piranhas having their sticks tickled for 70 mins - well apart from the two who got carded for complaining, but on the positive side, their sticks had a 5 minute respite. Ken Dodd would've made Abingdon a shrine had he ... More

Piranhas in EU Vote Shock

Banbury Piranhas  3  Witney 1   The Piranhas retained their 3rd slot with a tough 3-1 win over 5th placed Witney. There was also a major debate in the clubhouse after about whether we should stay in the EU or not - the youngsters fascinated by the media driven frenzy that is .....the big vote, the enthralling world of politics and the dynamic ... More

Storm Piranha Hits Eascote

Banbury Piranhas 9 Eastcote 0 So far this winter we’ve been hit by Storms Abigail, Barney, Clodagh, Desmond, Eva, Frank, Henry and Gertrude. Storm Imogen is next apparently......then in 3 or 4 storms time the Met Office have come up with "Nigel" - somehow "Storm Nigel" doesn't sound like it's going to rip your roof off ?! I want a "Storm Nobby" which ... More

Knee Fetish Plagues Piranhas

Banbury Piranhas 2     Wokingham 2 Banbury managed to field a slightly stronger team this week (which wasn't difficult) and as a result bagged an away point. But knees were the theme of the day with both Captain Camp and the returning Matt Allman with knee injuries and with Clive Briant playing most of the match on his knees.....a "Penitent Piranha" ... More

Scratch Piranhas Fall in Slough – as Opposed to “Friendly Bombs”.

Banbury Piranhas - 1 Slough - 5 The Piranhas went away with a scratch team (more scratchy than a plague of chicken pox)  and paid the price against a Slough 3rds team that looked very different to the one we played and beat 10-2 before Christmas. Captain Camp had contacted virtually everybody in the Banbury phone directory and got a torrent of "nos" but ... More

More Twanging Hamstrings than Deliverance

Banbury Piranhas 3 Wallingford 0 An under strength and under the weather Piranhas 11 went away to Wallingford for a late fixture this week. Captain Camp was hoping for a rest on account of contracting the deadly man flu the day before (making Ebola look like a mild sniffle), Adam Hughes was carrying a knee injury from the previous weekend, and Adam ... More

Rudolph’s Not Very Well

Piranhas 2 West Hampstead 0 Allman had been busy cooking up his festive roadkill offering for the hardened Londoners of West Hampstead to savour. He'd been busy decimating the local robin population for his Festive Robin Pie and Captain Camp had made a significant contribution to the festive teas  (to match the significant damage to his car) by ... More

The Flag was Down but the Pole’s Still Up Missus !

Banbury Piranhas 5 Windsor 1 Well Liz was out as she'd left the flag down at the Castle - no doubt she'd nipped out for a crafty Christmas shop whilst Phil was off down the pub for the afternoon. There was a pre Christmas extravaganza sale on at SovereignLand  in Windsor (Windsor's version of PoundLand), and Liz was determined to make the most of the ... More

Came the Lame Game in Thame with only us to Blame

MBBO Div 8 Piranhas 1 Thame 1 Piranhas 1 Thame 1 This Piranha performance was dedicated in honour of those that have devoted their lives to the International Barn Door Protection Society (searching out vulnerable Barn Doors across our cruel and unforgiving world and putting their lives at risk so that Barn Doors don't have to suffer the pain and ... More